Here are some witty, funny slogans, and quotes for your bumper sticker. Be free to make on your own.
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- I’m Gonna Survive even if it kills me
- Ho lee chit
- I brake for a reason
- I’m only speeding because I’m hearing banjos
- My other car is a Porsche
- If you can read this, you are in range
- How’s my driving?
- Former baby on board
- Your honor student is in my trunk
- I’m going to be an “adult” for halloween
- I had friends on that death star
- Life’s too short to worry about how short life is
- Kids in the back seat may cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat may cause kids. So, …… NO BACK SEAT = NO ACCIDENTS
- QUIT HONKING I’m on the Phone
- Where am I going and why am I in this?
- Someone farted and we can’t get out
- Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires
- Without met the civilizations will last until the oil needs changing
- If you don’t like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk
- My kid skateboards better than you honor student
- Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people
- Caution, driver is singing!
- My road to success is under construction
- I’m saving up to buy a gallon of gas
- Yes, this is my truck. No, I won’t help you move
- The world is flat, class of 1491
- Sorry for driving so close in front of you
- I do whatever the little voices tell me to do
- It’s a jeep if I wanted a hummer I’d call your sister
- My other car is a very nice mid-size sedan
- If the words on the sticker are getting bigger, hit the brakes
- Please pardon my erratic driving, I’m loading my gun
- If Trump is the answer, how stupid was the question?
- The closer you get the slower I drive
- Nobody cares about your stick figure family
- Caution the car is a transformer
- Hangin with my gnomies
- Normal is boring
- Are you following Jesus this close?
- This vehicle made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
- Baby on board
- Winter is coming
- Caution, this vehicle makes frequent stops at your house
- Honk if a kid falls out
- Yours can go fast, but mine can go anywhere
- Wow! That bumper sticker really changed my opinion. “Said no one ever”
- I work for my family.. Not yours, get a job.
- You’re in luck, I’m single
- Watch out for the idiot behind me
- My karma ran over your dogma
- I’m 70, leave me the hell alone
- I’m having an out-of-money experience
- I believe corporations are people when Texas executes one
- Honk, if you wanna go to hell
- Dyslexics are Teople Poo
- I’m so gay, I can’t even drive straight
- Yes, I was raised in a barn
- I’m like 20% funny and 80% bad in maths
- Am I self-centered or is it just me?
- Be nice, society already sucks
- Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
- I brake for yard sales
- I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure
- 10 out of 9 accountants can’t count
- Are your reflexes good? I wanna try something
- Honk if you like noises
- Women are great leader, you are following one now
- Honk if you have never seen a gun fired from a vehicle
- If you are rich, I’m single
- Jesus is coming, look busy
- 30% off if you buy from me now!
- I know it ain’t pretty, but it’s paid for
- Don’t think of yourself as an UGLY PERSON, think of yourself as a BEAUTIFUL MONKEY
- Today is just the pathetic continuation of yesterday
- Driver carries no cash, He’s married
- I may have my faults, but being wrong is not one of them
- If you can read this hit the gas, I need the insurance money
- I love cats, it’s people I can’t stand
- Grow your own dope, plant a man
- Be nice to America, or we’ll bring democracy to your country
- 100% Irony free
- 7 days without Jesus makes one weak
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
- According to my best recollection, I don’t remember
- A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend
- Age is a high price to pay for maturity
- Adults are just kids with money
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
- All Men Are Idiots… And I Married Their King
- AMERICA… Love It Or Leave It!
- I go from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds
- Honk if you think I’m Jesus
- Clear the road I’m SIXTEEN
- Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
- Of All The Things I’ve Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
- Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
- You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
- YOU SAY I’M A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING
- Real Women Don’t Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges
- Insured by MAFIA. You Hit Me, We Hit You.
- In God we trust; all others must pay cash
- If everything is coming your way then you’re in the wrong lane
- I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
- Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear
- I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
- Cover me. I’m changing lanes
- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
- Boldly going nowhere
- Don’t follow me, I’m lost
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
- Life would be easier if I had the source code
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be
- First things first, but not necessarily in that order
- Please don’t hit me I’m a pedestrian trapped in a car
- We are the people our parents warned us about
- God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
- There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
- Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won’t Help You Move
- With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
- THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
- So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
- Be Nice To Your Kids, THEY’LL CHOOSE Your Nursing Home
- If you want a stable relationship….. Get a horse!
- Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you
- Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
- I Live My Life By The Seed Of My Plants
- Always give 100% Unless You’re Donating Blood
- Forget Prince Charming I Want The Dragon!
- I Brake For Frogs
- Caution, I Brake for No Apparent Reason
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an idiot!
- I never finish anything on time, but I do finish my game
- My Indian Name is Run With Beer
- I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure
- Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks.
- Bazinga!
- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
- NoBama
- Russia didn’t make me vote for Trump, Hillary did!
- I’m anti-Tump because I’m anti-stupid
- The only thing we have to repeal and replace is the entire trump administration
- Stop Drunk Driving
- I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
- If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur
- Do you follow Jesus this close?
- I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead
- Cowboy butts drive me nuts
- Free carbon credits, suck here
- Change gears, not genders
- I had a life, but my job ate it
- Sorry Officer, I Thought You Wanted to Race
- Adults on board, we want to live too
- I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition
- Don’t believe anything until it has been officially denied
- Caution, This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Girlfriend’s House
- I think, therefore I’m single
- Don’t judge my driving, I have a black box doing the same thing
- ODGE, you will get the D later
- I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see your everyday!
- I work with Fevicol, keep a distance
- If money is the root of all evil, why churches beg for it?
- You can’t spell “Crap” without “Rap.”
- I’d rather push this mini than drive a Corsa
- PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals
- Notice – Thank you for noticing it, your noticing of this notice has been noticed
- Honk if a kid falls out
- Work is for people who don’t know how to fish
- Danger, Keep Distance, Lady Driver
- Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
- Caution-I’ve learned to drive from GTA VICE CITY
- Marriage is grand, Divorce is 100 grand
- Rare Pokemon Inside
- I’m not short, I’m fun sized
- Even though this is a stupid sticker, you’re squinting to read it
- Female Asian Driver, Good luck everybody else
- I don’t sweat, I sparkle
- Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel
- Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often
- I’m one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
- Stupidity isn’t a “Handicap” park somewhere else
- Don’t touch me, I’m not that kind of a car
- If wanna suicide, overtake me
- I have gud brakes, do you have gud insurance
- You are now playing catch the Suzuki
- Pass quietly, driver asleep
- Warning, to avoid injury, don’t tell me how to drive
- Because of Race Car
- Ass, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free
- “Cool Prius” – Nobody
- Don’t steal, the Government hates competition
- Keep honking, I’m reloading
- Grass driver in the car
- Trump – Elect a clown, expect a circus
- Beware of dogs, wants cuddles
- Caution! Blonde Driving
- Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore
- No airbags, we die like a real man
- Forget the dogs, beware of the kids
- Warning! The driver no longer gives a shit!
- Duck Off
- I support law enforcement, please don’t give me a ticket
- So many bad driver, so little ammunition
- The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
- Please don’t hit me, I’m not 100% sure of my coverage
- I have opinions about things
- Proud parent of a great kid that is sometimes an asshole
- Jesus is my co-pilot
- Warning! Manual Transmission, May Roll Backwards
- Honk if parts fall off
- My driving scares me too!
- Your Prius… It sucks!
- Support Single Moms
- Honk if you are gay
- Toyota driver stay back 500 feet
- I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals
- Guns don’t kill people; George R.R. Martin Kills People
- I’m going nucking futs!
- Party in the backyard unless you are a cop, then there’s no party
- Don’t read the next sentence | You little rebel I like you
- I brake for tailgaters
- Attempting to give a F*ck, please wait
- Honk if you are Amish
- I love my country, but I think we should start seeing other people
- Buy Locally, Feed a Friend
- Honest officer, I Was on My Way to Cops & Doughnuts
- No Road, No Problem
- My wife told me that I’m not listening or something
- Huge financial burden onboard
- And on the first day, God created a Chevy
- I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?
- I’m a bitch just not yours
- After the Rapture, Can I have Your Car?
- I don’t suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every second of it!
- If you can read this, I’m not impressed, most people can read this
- Ain’t nobody got time for that!
- Think this looks bad, you should see the front
- Pass me…. If you can….
- Fossil Fuel Addict
- It ain’t over till it’s over
- Keep honking, I’m deaf
- May the Ford be With You
- Eat your heart out, I’m retired
- Religion, get out of politics or be taxed
- Warning! Passenger, Y U No Pay for Gas?
- Keep it Reel
- I’m Not Immature, You Stinky Butt Poo Poo Head
All bumper stickers, decals, and slogans gathered above have been collected from the internet, feel free to use it and post your favorite bumper sticker in the comments section.
