Top 250 Slogans, Stickers and Decals for Truck Bed

Here are some witty, funny slogans, and quotes for your bumper sticker. Be free to make on your own.

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  1. I’m Gonna Survive even if it kills me
  2. Ho lee chit
  3. I brake for a reason
  4. I’m only speeding because I’m hearing banjos
  5. My other car is a Porsche
  6. If you can read this, you are in range
  7. How’s my driving?
  8. Former baby on board
  9. Your honor student is in my trunk
  10. I’m going to be an “adult” for halloween
  11. I had friends on that death star
  12. Life’s too short to worry about how short life is
  13. Kids in the back seat may cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat may cause kids. So, …… NO BACK SEAT = NO ACCIDENTS
  14. QUIT HONKING I’m on the Phone
  15. Where am I going and why am I in this?
  16. Someone farted and we can’t get out
  17. Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires
  18. Without met the civilizations will last until the oil needs changing
  19. If you don’t like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk
  20. My kid skateboards better than you honor student
  21. Don’t drink and  park, accidents cause people
  22. Caution, driver is singing!
  23. My road to success is under construction
  24. I’m saving up to buy a gallon of gas
  25. Yes, this is my truck. No, I won’t help you move
  26. The world is flat, class of 1491
  27. Sorry for driving so close in front of you
  28. I do whatever the little voices tell me to do
  29. It’s a jeep if I wanted a hummer I’d call your sister
  30. My other car is a very nice mid-size sedan
  31. If the words on the sticker are getting bigger, hit the brakes
  32. Please pardon my erratic driving, I’m loading my gun
  33. If Trump is the answer, how stupid was the question?
  34. The closer you get the slower I drive
  35. Nobody cares about your stick figure family
  36. Caution the car is a transformer
  37. Hangin with my gnomies
  38. Normal is boring
  39. Are you following Jesus this close?
  40. This vehicle made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
  41. Baby on board
  42. Winter is coming
  43. Caution, this vehicle makes frequent stops at your house
  44. Honk if a kid falls out
  45. Yours can go fast, but mine can go anywhere
  46. Wow! That bumper sticker really changed my opinion. “Said no one ever
  47. I work for my family.. Not yours, get a job.
  48. You’re in luck, I’m single
  49. Watch out for the idiot behind me
  50. My karma ran over your dogma
  51. I’m 70, leave me the hell alone
  52. I’m having an out-of-money experience
  53. I believe corporations are people when Texas executes one
  54. Honk, if you wanna go to hell
  55. Dyslexics are Teople Poo
  56. I’m so gay, I can’t even drive straight
  57. Yes, I was raised in a barn
  58. I’m like 20% funny and 80% bad in maths
  59. Am I self-centered or is it just me?
  60. Be nice, society already sucks
  61. Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
  62. I brake for yard sales
  63. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure
  64. 10 out of 9 accountants can’t count
  65. Are your reflexes good? I wanna try something
  66. Honk if you like noises
  67. Women are great leader, you are following one now
  68. Honk if you have never seen a gun fired from a vehicle
  69. If you are rich, I’m single
  70. Jesus is coming, look busy
  71. 30% off if you buy from me now!
  72. I know it ain’t pretty, but it’s paid for
  73. Don’t think of yourself as an UGLY PERSON, think of yourself as a BEAUTIFUL MONKEY
  74. Today is just the pathetic continuation of yesterday
  75. Driver carries no cash, He’s married
  76. I may have my faults, but being wrong is not one of them
  77. If you can read this hit the gas, I need the insurance money
  78. I love cats, it’s people I can’t stand
  79. Grow your own dope, plant a man
  80. Be nice to America, or we’ll bring democracy to your country
  81. 100% Irony free
  82. 7 days without Jesus makes one weak
  83. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
  84. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember
  85. A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend
  86. Age is a high price to pay for maturity
  87. Adults are just kids with money
  88. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
  89. All Men Are Idiots… And I Married Their King
  90. AMERICA… Love It Or Leave It!
  91. I go from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds
  92. Honk if you think I’m Jesus
  93. Clear the road I’m SIXTEEN
  94. Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
  95. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
  96. Of All The Things I’ve Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
  97. Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
  98. You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
  99. YOU SAY I’M A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING
  100. Real Women Don’t Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges
  101. Insured by MAFIA. You Hit Me, We Hit You.
  102. In God we trust; all others must pay cash
  103. If everything is coming your way then you’re in the wrong lane
  104. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
  105. Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear
  106. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
  107. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
  108. Cover me. I’m changing lanes
  109. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left
  110. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
  111. Boldly going nowhere
  112. Don’t follow me, I’m lost
  113. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  114. Life would be easier if I had the source code
  115. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be
  116. First things first, but not necessarily in that order
  117. Please don’t hit me I’m a pedestrian trapped in a car
  118. We are the people our parents warned us about
  119. God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts
  120. There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t
  121. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
  122. Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won’t Help You Move
  123. With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
  124. THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
  125. So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
  126. Be Nice To Your Kids, THEY’LL CHOOSE Your Nursing Home
  127. If you want a stable relationship….. Get a horse!
  128. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you
  129. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely
  130. I Live My Life By The Seed Of My Plants
  131. Always give 100% Unless You’re Donating Blood
  132. Forget Prince Charming I Want The Dragon!
  133. I Brake For Frogs
  134. Caution, I Brake for No Apparent Reason
  135. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an idiot!
  136. I never finish anything on time, but I do finish my game
  137. My Indian Name is Run With Beer
  138. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure
  139. Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks.
  140. Bazinga!
  141. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
  142. NoBama
  143. Russia didn’t make me vote for Trump, Hillary did!
  144. I’m anti-Tump because I’m anti-stupid
  145. The only thing we have to repeal and replace is the entire trump administration
  146. Stop Drunk Driving
  147. I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
  148. If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur
  149. Do you follow Jesus this close?
  150. I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead
  151. Cowboy butts drive me nuts
  152. Free carbon credits, suck here
  153. Change gears, not genders
  154. I had a life, but my job ate it
  155. Sorry Officer, I Thought You Wanted to Race
  156. Adults on board, we want to live too
  157. I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition
  158. Don’t believe anything until it has been officially denied
  159. Caution, This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Girlfriend’s House
  160. I think, therefore I’m single
  161. Don’t judge my driving, I have a black box doing the same thing
  162. ODGE, you will get the D later
  163. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see your everyday!
  164. I work with Fevicol, keep a distance
  165. If money is the root of all evil, why churches beg for it?
  166. You can’t spell “Crap” without “Rap.”
  167. I’d rather push this mini than drive a Corsa
  168. PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals
  169. Notice – Thank you for noticing it, your noticing of this notice has been noticed
  170. Honk if a kid falls out
  171. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish
  172. Danger, Keep Distance, Lady Driver
  173. Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
  174. Caution-I’ve learned to drive from GTA VICE CITY
  175. Marriage is grand, Divorce is 100 grand
  176. Rare Pokemon Inside
  177. I’m not short, I’m fun sized
  178. Even though this is a stupid sticker, you’re squinting to read it
  179. Female Asian Driver, Good luck everybody else
  180. I don’t sweat, I sparkle
  181. Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel
  182. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often
  183. I’m one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
  184. Stupidity isn’t a “Handicap” park somewhere else
  185. Don’t touch me, I’m not that kind of a car
  186. If wanna suicide, overtake me
  187. I have gud brakes, do you have gud insurance
  188. You are now playing catch the Suzuki
  189. Pass quietly, driver asleep
  190. Warning, to avoid injury, don’t tell me how to drive
  191. Because of Race Car
  192. Ass, Gas or Grass, nobody rides for free
  193. “Cool Prius” – Nobody
  194. Don’t steal, the Government hates competition
  195. Keep honking, I’m reloading
  196. Grass driver in the car
  197. Trump – Elect a clown, expect a circus
  198. Beware of dogs, wants cuddles
  199. Caution! Blonde Driving
  200. Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore
  201. No airbags, we die like a real man
  202. Forget the dogs, beware of the kids
  203. Warning! The driver no longer gives a shit!
  204. Duck Off
  205. I support law enforcement, please don’t give me a ticket
  206. So many bad driver, so little ammunition
  207. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
  208. Please don’t hit me, I’m not 100% sure of my coverage
  209. I have opinions about things
  210. Proud parent of a great kid that is sometimes an asshole
  211. Jesus is my co-pilot
  212. Warning! Manual Transmission, May Roll Backwards
  213. Honk if parts fall off
  214. My driving scares me too!
  215. Your Prius… It sucks!
  216. Support Single Moms
  217. Honk if you are gay
  218. Toyota driver stay back 500 feet
  219. I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals
  220. Guns don’t kill people; George R.R. Martin Kills People
  221. I’m going nucking futs!
  222. Party in the backyard unless you are a cop, then there’s no party
  223. Don’t read the next sentence | You little rebel I like you
  224. I brake for tailgaters
  225. Attempting to give a F*ck, please wait
  226. Honk if you are Amish
  227. I love my country, but I think we should start seeing other people
  228. Buy Locally, Feed a Friend
  229. Honest officer, I Was on My Way to Cops & Doughnuts
  230. No Road, No Problem
  231. My wife told me that I’m not listening or something
  232. Huge financial burden onboard
  233. And on the first day, God created a Chevy
  234. I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?
  235. I’m a bitch just not yours
  236. After the Rapture, Can I have Your Car?
  237. I don’t suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every second of it!
  238. If you can read this, I’m not impressed, most people can read this
  239. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
  240. Think this looks bad, you should see the front
  241. Pass me…. If you can….
  242. Fossil Fuel Addict
  243. It ain’t over till it’s over
  244. Keep honking, I’m deaf
  245. May the Ford be With You
  246. Eat your heart out, I’m retired
  247. Religion, get out of politics or be taxed
  248. Warning! Passenger, Y U No Pay for Gas?
  249. Keep it Reel
  250. I’m Not Immature, You Stinky Butt Poo Poo Head

All bumper stickers, decals, and slogans gathered above have been collected from the internet, feel free to use it and post your favorite bumper sticker in the comments section.

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